Unbetitelt

Unbetitelt

Reblogged from lucyarmi

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

Reblogged from imafallenstar

  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

Reblogged from borisfungus

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Reblogged from thattim-guy

jerkbent:

 

my-secret-dark-twisted-paradise:

hiphophelicopter:

0ddjobs:

This shit is wild

i can’t stop laughing at this

LMAOOO

Reblogged from thattim-guy

my-secret-dark-twisted-paradise:

hiphophelicopter:

0ddjobs:

This shit is wild

i can’t stop laughing at this

LMAOOO

(Quelle: ForGIFs.com)

ifyouarefeelingdowncanifeelyouup:

Okay guys, i found the answer to the question we all wanna know.

Reblogged from nicedildo

ifyouarefeelingdowncanifeelyouup:

Okay guys, i found the answer to the question we all wanna know.

(Quelle: grantmoz)

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

Reblogged from thekingspawn4

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

Reblogged from ecemkayali

(Quelle: kittiezandtittiez)

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

Reblogged from bow-to-my-espeon

sierratred:

tyleroakliy:

oksoitsmeagain:

nononyoshuzure:

hales-colt:

Oh my god yes, please.

PLEASE

omG please I need something to giggle about

PLEASE

Please

(Quelle: 2a22ma2terp2iioniic)

"honestly that meme died out months ago and the fact that ur blog is based on some stupid meme that was only funny for like 3 days. its people like u that take memes and try to make them out to be funnier than they are and its just so annoying. like smh just stop already its embarrassing now"

Asked by Anonym

surprisebitch:

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